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Brad Harmer
Aliases: The Natural Born Ranter, Ediug Sretsam Noegnud, Frank Castle, Disgruntled Balrog
DESCRIPTION
| D.O.B. 25 October 1982 | | Hair: Black |
| Place of Birth: Chatham | | Eyes: Two |
| Height: Tall | | Complexion: White |
| Weight: Unknown | | Sex: Seldom |
| Build: Lanky | | Position: Comedy and Performance Director
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Known Interests: | |
Comics
Roleplay
Japanese Films
Track N' Field
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| Remarks: | Known leader of the terrorist organisations, "Children of the Vending Machine" and "Stillborn". |
| Scars and Marks: | Blood blisters on his right hand indicate a recent injury, possibly inflicted by a sword or other metal implement. |
CAUTION
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
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Ronnie Warner
Aliases: The One Ronnie
DESCRIPTION
| D.O.B. 11 April 1984 | | Hair: Fair |
| Place of Birth: Chatham | | Eyes: Blue/green |
| Height: 5'9¾ | | Complexion: Caucasian |
| Weight: 11st | | Sex: Loud |
| Build: Skinny | | Position: Musical and Technical Director
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Known Interests: | |
Music
Eating
Track N' Field
Sleeping
Motorbikes
Playing with daffodils
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| Remarks: | Similarities to Gollum indicate long periods of time underground and/or fingering rings. |
| Scars and Marks: | Recent second-degree burns adorn his arms, legs and face. It is unknown whether these are linked with illegal nuclear testing or just sunburn. |
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Paul Selman
| Aliases: | Donkey, Matt Murdock, Brainbox, Pavel, Paulie, The Paulymorph,Pancho The Amazing Flamenco Flamingo, Brian The Snail, An Evil Bastard. |
DESCRIPTION
| D.O.B. 10 September 1975 | | Hair:Brown |
| Place of Birth: Chatham | | Eyes:Brown |
| Height: 6'1 | | Complexion: Constipated |
| Weight: 20st | | Sex: He's heard rumours but doesn't believe any of them. |
| Build: Immense | | Position: Publication and Musical Director
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Known Interests: | |
Anything that can be called art
Cutting people up and stabbing them with needles
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| Remarks: | He has elevated apathy to an artform and will drown out jet engines for cash. |
| Scars and Marks: | A burn scar across the top of his left foot, a circular scar on his left
forearm from a scab that he wouldn't stop picking and a large X-shaped scar
on the right side of his scrotum. |
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Anthony Hart-Jones
Aliases: Great Old One, Prince of Cats
DESCRIPTION
| Incept Date: 5 September 1980 | | Hair: Long |
| Place of Birth: Bromley | | Eyes: Unknown |
| Height: 6'3 | | Complexion: Bad |
| Weight: 11 - 11½st | | Sex: Whenever, wherever |
| Build: Athletic | | Position: Web-Monkey
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Known Interests: | |
Roleplay
Comics
Anime
Computer Games
Lego
Eugenics
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| Remarks: | Possible links exist between this subject and any number of terrorist organisations. |
| Scars and Marks: | Right hand and wrist bear multiple minor scars. |
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